Joe Petviashvili

IE7 is a JavaScript library to make Microsoft Internet Explorer behave like a standards-compliant browser. It fixes many HTML and CSS issues and makes transparent PNG work correctly under IE5 and IE6.

Oh, I forgot to tell you about this other new feature that we have...

once the launcher finished downloading the rest of the installer, it showed the following quite amusing message: "Download complete. You can now disconnect form the Internet"

"For $44 billion, Microsoft could buy every Silicon Valley and Silicon Alley venture-backed start-up in existence. That includes Facebook at $15 billion. It includes Slide, RockYou, and every other elemental company. It would be a Moe Green kind of scene more...

we are all doomed

If you give me non-standard markup, I will render it according to standards. If you give me standard markup, I will not render it according to standards. What do you do?

a little comparison as to how a visitor perceives and experiences the respective headquarters.

In terms of page views, the merged company would get over double the page views of second ranked MySpace.

The History lesson in school. The teacher wearily calls Microsoft Boy to his desk to try to discover where his homework is.

Not a joke

Microsoft is excited to deliver a feature complete CTP during the Heroes Happen Here launch wave and a release candidate (RC) in Q2 calendar year 2008, with final Release to manufacturing (RTM) of SQL Server 2008 expected in Q3.

It's like taking the two guys who finished second and third in a 100-yard dash and tying their legs together and asking for a rematch, believing that now they'll run faster.