Joe Petviashvili

So what is it with the "guy tax" that Apple has added to its Apple TV rentals? You know what I mean. Rentals are $3.99 for women, $4.99 for men. See?

But the fix is giving segfaults :(

I am honored to be with you today at your commencement from one of the finest universities in the world. I never graduated from college. Truth be told, this is the closest I've ever gotten to a college graduation. Today more...

Fake Steve Jobs talks about his blog adventures

Just because Apple's selling the whatever-it's-called doesn't mean it made very many of them. The world is not overflowing with people willing to spend that kind of money on what is essentially not a computer but a trailer for one more...

Apparently in addition to hiring my speaking coaches and wearing a black fleece jacket as an allusion to my black mock turtleneck, Faceberg now is copying another of my traits and parking in a handicapped spot.

Apple’s process of delivering consumers with a succession of presents, he asked the question many have asked in their time: “How the f*ck do you do that?”

a little comparison as to how a visitor perceives and experiences the respective headquarters.

Our preliminary conclusion is that stock search volumes measure interest in the financial impact of meaningful corporate happenings.

And then, I swear to friggin God, there's a list of my assets with an estimated value for each and I suppose the implied threat that I stand to lose them. Which kinda scares the living shit out of me, more...

"blue-ribbon panel of human behavior and technology experts” struggling to understand the success of iPhone. You would have thought that the title of the panel would have told the experts all they needed to know.

“Also paving the way for redesigned enclosures at this time are logic-board changes on the part of Intel that offer Apple the opportunity to re-asses and slightly modify the notebooks' internals. Both the MacBook and MacBook Pro are to receive more...

50 times more search requests coming from Apple iPhones than any other mobile handset

“The only sure thing thing is that as soon as you see the new model, your old iPhone will look inexplicably clunky.”